The Dark Side

I hate myself for looking at this picture, but I just can’t tear my eyes away. I need to take a shower…

I took this picture. I thought me and Stanley (that’s the trooper’s name) were in for sure. Turned out these chicks just wanted to touch my blaster. Unfortunately that’s not an innuendo.

The only thing better than a hot slave Leia? Two hot slave Leias!! Check please…

I used to have hot female stormtroopers for days back when I ran the galaxy. I think I was posing for a oil painting in this photo. It isn’t easy standing like that for 6 hours. I think the look on this chick’s face says it all. Her eyes are just screaming “I am going to murder you if you don’t hurry up”.

Where exactly is the thermal exhaust port?