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Jabba look-a-like Contest
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Tagged Depressed Darth, jabba the hut, star wars
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Once Again Star Wars Did it First
I mean yeah this is a knock off, but have you heard this phrase before, “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” Sound familiar? That wasn’t left on the rebel’s answering maching, it was a mother effing hologram. And I know what you are going to say, “that was movie special fx DD, get your head out of your ass,” Well here is why my head actually belongs in my ass (wait what?). In the movie Minority Report they actually had to dumb down the holograms that TC (that’s Tom Cruise to those who don’t know him personally) would watch … Keep Reading —>
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Tagged coachella, Darth Vader, Depressed Darth, star wars, tupac
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Star Wars for Teenage Girls
My take on the Hung Games here. Keep in mind I haven’t seen the movie but I can probably predict she wins with no prior knowlowedge. Basically this story is about me. Just dominating everyone and saving the world. Except I’m a man with a robot penis that works really well…pretty well. IT WORKS ALRIGHT!!! But, the idea that this is star wars for teens totally misses the boat. Show me some actor the caliper of Han, show me an actor with the voice of James Earl Jones, show me an actor like Harrison Ford. He is so majestic. … Keep Reading —>


