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  There is literally nothing worse than Chewbacca after a few too many Mai Tais. First he hits the dance floor with his Elaine Benes style moves and the next thing you know he’s getting grabby with slave Leia. If I’ve seen it once I’ve seen it a thousand times. Bottom line, keep Chewbacca away from the schnapps or someone is getting goosed by some gigantic hairy fingers. It’s as sure as death, taxes and me crying myself to sleep at night.   DD