Category Archives: DepressedDarth

Jabba look-a-like Contest

Posted on April 22, 2012 by
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Star Wars for Teenage Girls

Posted on March 24, 2012 by

  My take on the Hung Games here. Keep in mind I haven’t seen the movie but I can probably predict she wins with no prior knowlowedge. Basically this story is about me. Just dominating everyone and saving the world. Except I’m a man with a robot penis that works really well…pretty well. IT WORKS ALRIGHT!!! But, the idea that this is star wars for teens totally misses the boat. Show me some actor the caliper of Han, show me an actor with the voice of James Earl Jones, show me an actor like Harrison Ford. He is so majestic. … Keep Reading —>

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Hitchhiking Is Never as Easy as It Looks in the Movies

Posted on June 28, 2011 by

Since I wrapped my TIE fighter around a telephone pole this is how I have to get home. Black people always say it is hard to get picked up by a cab, well imagine being a mass murderer trying to get a civilian to pick you up. It’s not easy. 

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