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My take on the Hung Games here. Keep in mind I haven’t seen the movie but I can probably predict she wins with no prior knowlowedge. Basically this story is about me. Just dominating everyone and saving the world. Except I’m a man with a robot penis that works really well…pretty well. IT WORKS ALRIGHT!!! But, the idea that this is star wars for teens totally misses the boat. Show me some actor the caliper of Han, show me an actor with the voice of James Earl Jones, show me an actor like Harrison Ford. He is so majestic. … Keep Reading —>
Since I wrapped my TIE fighter around a telephone pole this is how I have to get home. Black people always say it is hard to get picked up by a cab, well imagine being a mass murderer trying to get a civilian to pick you up. It’s not easy.