This poor bastard paid for my rickshaw ride b/c he wanted to chat me up about my views on the ethics of using the force to date chicks. What he doesn’t know is I was sleeping the whole time. My snoring sounds exactly the same as my breathing. Some times the mask comes in handy. And to answer his question, no I don’t have a problem with tricking chicks into dating me. These are not the droids you are looking for, but I am funny and you want to pay for my duck a l’orange.

DD