Yearly Archives: 2012

Who Has the Best Pouty Face

Tough call here. This picture of me was taken right after Luke blew up the first Death Star. Needless to say I was crushed..CRUSHED. I poured my heart and soul into that planet shaped death machine. Off the record, I still think that was pretty selfish of Luke. I mean yes I was going to use the Death Star to destroy entire planets of living beings, but does anyone stop and think about the effort I put into building that thing? No, of course not. If I had destroyed the Death Star I guarantee people would have started crying about … Keep Reading —>

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Darth Batman

It pains me to say this, but I’m not going to argue with this sage-like advice. It would be foolish to say I’m better off without a utility belt. You think I dominated before wait till you see how many chicks I get when I’m driving around in the bat-mobile force-choking fools. Count it!!!

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Comic Con Is The New Halloween

I don’t know if anyone has noticed this, but Comic Con isn’t nerds and fake lightsabers anymore. Somehow this event that honors nerdom is an excuse for chicks to wear practically nothing and have it be socially acceptable. Normally I wouldn’t mind this, but when 75% of the girls are dressed up as your daughter it starts to wear on you mentally. I mean I walk around staring at these chicks and all of the sudden I have a flashback to Padme and I immediately need to take a shower. All the guys walk around in funny costumes and the … Keep Reading —>

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