You look into that monkey’s eyes and you tell me it isn’t 12 steps ahead. And before you go getting on your high horse and telling me it’s an ape and not a monkey let me just cut you off. I just read about a memory drug that is in clinical trials and set to proceed to phase 2 or plan B or whatever. This may be the last chance I get to insult these little bastards, so give this to me please. I mean where is James Franco when you need him? 1) Memory drug for Alzheimer’s, 2) Animal tests, 3) Monkeys take over world! It’s a simple three-step process that has been proven by James and, to a lesser extent, Marky Mark in his previous attempt at getting us to watch this nonsense. If you don’t believe me here is this link, plain as day: New Wonder Drug Could Give Us All Super-Memory. And,while I know the monkey in the picture is CGI, so was Jar Jar Binks and that didn’t make that ass hole any less terrifying. All I’m saying is the writing is on the wall here. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for curing Alzheimer’s. It’s a horrible disease, but it obviously leads to monkey’s taking over the world. Any argument to the contrary is just ill-informed and frankly racist.