So George Lucas loves fiddling huh? No, not like that you psycho, get your mind out of the gutter. Lucas is apparently changing my home videos and adding a new soundtrack. I think everyone knows when I threw the emperor down that futuristic well my lips were sealed. I was chalk-full of emotion and what not. I finally just burst and grabbed his boney ass despite the electro-shock therapy he provided — which I might add gave me a terrible lisp. Now George is throwing this annoying “NOOO” in there that just really screws up the tension of the scene. I would love to give George a piece of my mind, but with this damn speech impediment the ass-hole would end up laughing at me before I could say “Listen, Bra you blew it.” So, George I really am upset with you. You never return my texts and now you are putting words in my mouth. I mean the least you could do is invite me over for a nice appletini before you ruin my greatest legacy. This is a sad day…a sad, sad day. Here is the link if you can bare to read more, courtesy of movie-moron: http://www.movie-moron.com/?p=18394

DD