Monthly Archives: September 2011

Nooooooooo!

Posted on September 16, 2011 by

  So George Lucas loves fiddling huh? No, not like that you psycho, get your mind out of the gutter. Lucas is apparently changing my home videos and adding a new soundtrack. I think everyone knows when I threw the emperor down that futuristic well my lips were sealed. I was chalk-full of emotion and what not. I finally just burst and grabbed his boney ass despite the electro-shock therapy he provided — which I might add gave me a terrible lisp. Now George is throwing this annoying “NOOO” in there that just really screws up the tension of the … Keep Reading —>

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Do it To Me ScarJo

Posted on September 16, 2011 by

  I was dreaming of Scarlett Johansson the other night and BOOM!!! I think this pretty much proves that the force is real and I crush it. Hacked cell-phone my ass, the force and my dirty dreams did this. You are welcome internet: Do it to me ScarJo   courtesy of WWTDD   DD

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