Not many people realize how ruthless Ewoks are. You watch Return of the Jedi and you think the Empire got beat by a bunch of teddy bears with rocks. No, no, no. These little creeps were like a bunch of rabid raccoons with crazy eyes and claws for days. One of them gets a hold of you and needless to say you are up shit’s creek without a lightsaber. I once saw an Ewok crap in his hand and throw it at a stormtrooper, true story.

DD