Look, I’ve seen this whole crisis thing before. People may not like how the emperor handled it a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but did it work? I think the answer is yes. I think it’s common knowledge that if the rebels hadn’t swooped in and mucked everything up we would have run that galaxy tighter than my behind after an hour on the stair-master. But, NOOOOOooooo. Now on this planet everyone wants to keep arguing over what to do rather than seizing control and force-choking the hell right out of this debt. I mean China you want your money back…force-choke. What’s that Standard & Poors? You want to downgrade our credit rating again? How does 10k storm troopers firing lasers all over your ass sound? What’s our rating now? And you can trust me, I know what I’m talking about when it comes to finance. My old tie fighter had a license plate that read “ByLowSellHi”. Any questions? Han used to give me crap about the vanity plate, but it was better than his lame “SWAGRWGN”. Although, I did always want to see what went on in the swagger wagon. Little ball-bag would never show me. Anyway, time to take drastic measures and make me the crisis-time emperor. I’ll clean this mess up toot sweet. Book it.

DD