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Monthly Archives: August 2011
Ewoks Are Crazy Bastards
Not many people realize how ruthless Ewoks are. You watch Return of the Jedi and you think the Empire got beat by a bunch of teddy bears with rocks. No, no, no. These little creeps were like a bunch of rabid raccoons with crazy eyes and claws for days. One of them gets a hold of you and needless to say you are up shit’s creek without a lightsaber. I once saw an Ewok crap in his hand and throw it at a stormtrooper, true story. DD
Humping Stormtrooper
Needless to say I taught this guy everything he knows. This is a proud day (single tear). DD
Darth Solves the Debt Crisis
Look, I’ve seen this whole crisis thing before. People may not like how the emperor handled it a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but did it work? I think the answer is yes. I think it’s common knowledge that if the rebels hadn’t swooped in and mucked everything up we would have run that galaxy tighter than my behind after an hour on the stair-master. But, NOOOOOooooo. Now on this planet everyone wants to keep arguing over what to do rather than seizing control and force-choking the hell right out of this debt. I mean China you … Keep Reading —>
