Monthly Archives: June 2011

I’m Quitting Tomorrow, I Swear

Posted on June 30, 2011 by

This picture is all over the web these days. So I got caught smoking, big deal. I was in charge of an entire Empire. Things got a little stressful so I would smoke a cigarette to calm the nerves. You’ve heard me breathe, did you really think I wasn’t a smoker? If so, I got a great property on Alderaan I want to sell you. From Voltaire1999

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Hitchhiking Is Never as Easy as It Looks in the Movies

Posted on June 28, 2011 by

Since I wrapped my TIE fighter around a telephone pole this is how I have to get home. Black people always say it is hard to get picked up by a cab, well imagine being a mass murderer trying to get a civilian to pick you up. It’s not easy. 

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What Kind of Marinade is Best on Poodle?

Posted on June 28, 2011 by

I am so ready for the 4th of July, because boy do I need a long weekend. I’m unemployed, but feeding pigeons and returning empty cans for money gets exhausting. I cannot wait to head to the beach, drink some ice-cold wine coolers and throw some meat on the grill. My problem is, I found this very tender cut of toy poodle, and I need to know how to cook it. I have BBQ’d ewok, bantha, chicken and beef, but I don’t have any idea what flavors go best with poodle. Maybe a citrus marinade or a ginger rub? Not … Keep Reading —>

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