Monthly Archives: April 2011

Have you ever had warm Ewok on a Graham cracker with chocolate melted on it? That’ll make you forget the pain of a dead wife and estranged kids pretty quickly. The hardest part about roasting Ewoks on a campfire is that if you put them too close to the flame, their hair catches on fire, but if you hold them too far away, the middle never gets warm. You gotta find hot embers to put them near, get them golden brown and pull them out before they light up. I could sit around a campfire all night. I love a … Keep Reading —>

They got one thing right here, I love asking people “Do you know who I am?” when I don’t get my way. Most people roll their eyes, mumble Darth Vader and tell me to wait in line just like everyone else, but I like to give it a shot. Fact is, I barely have the heart to kill anyone with a force choke anymore. At worst, I will make your throat feel a little snug, like wearing a small turtleneck, but I just don’t have the energy to go around killing people. So I usually just head to the end … Keep Reading —>

Has Leia fallen this far? I admit I wasn’t always there for her, and I know most porn stars grow up in bad family situations, so maybe I am partly to blame. I just wish she would use her mind more. Her mitichlorian count has to be pretty high, and she seemed like a pretty good rebel leader. There has gotta be something she can do that doesn’t involve selling her body like this, but I will say, it certainly looks like she is keeping up with her yoga, no?From: BarstoolSports