Monthly Archives: March 2011

Ask Darth 3

Posted on March 22, 2011 by

   Sorry for the delay in the Ask Darth posts. Things get a little dicey around tax time in the Vader household. Apparently you can’t deduct Death Star construction materials, but somehow I still own $5.8 mill in penalties because I wasn’t paying the stormtroopers. As far as I’m concerned letting those lazy bastards live was payment enough considering how useless they were. Please send questions to DVader3333@gmail.com with “Ask Darth” in the subject line. Here we go:Dear Darth, my once great allies the Trandoshans, have turned on me and my army is having trouble taking up the responsibilities that … Keep Reading —>

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This is What I’m Dealing With

Posted on March 22, 2011 by

I mean are you even trying? Seriously? At least pretend to care about your jobs, I don’t think that’s too much to ask. People wonder how I got where I am today? Well this is the sort of effort that lead to the empire’s downfall.  Just outright disdain for my authority. The worst part is I couldn’t even fire these guys because of their damn unions. You may think force-choking is harsh, but it’s easier to beat a murder rap in the empire than actually fire someone. Upside-down world I lived in I guess. I actually found this on a … Keep Reading —>

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Terrifying

Posted on March 22, 2011 by

This is by far the scariest thing I have ever seen. Two chicks on a baseball field, zzzzziiiiinnngggg!!

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