Monthly Archives: October 2010

I hate Halloween. As I have said, I always want to dress up, but everyone always expects me to just go as Darth Vader. One year I went as a slutty kitten, and everyone just kept asking me why Darth Vader had cat ears on his helmet. They were also uncomfortable when I cut the backs out of my leather pants to make assless chaps, but I wanted to be a slutty cat, not just a boring tabby cat.  This year I went as a Chilean Minor. I dressed up as a young Chilean boy, but nobody got the joke … Keep Reading —>

I believe it was the philosopher MIMS who said, “This is why Im Hot” and I think that describes this picture.You may have noticed I have been away for a few days. I was on vacation and I have a few pictures I would like to share.I took a lot of long walks on the beach. (See ladies I’m not lying in my Match.com profile). I did some fishing, didn’t catch anything, but fishing really is chicken soup for the depressed, evil soul. It is just so calming and peaceful. Like any good vacation, I spent most of it getting … Keep Reading —>

Seriously?!?  Darth took some strange pills last night, but am I reading this right?  Just saw a trailer for the upcoming movie titled “Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale”.  I have to admit when I first read the title, I thought “OK, fine I’m on board so far, whatever.  Cheesy xmas movie about saving santa or something, got it.”  Then I looked at the poster and there are dudes with guns and effing Santa looks like the emperor in a cage, so I was intrigued.  I am going to go through the description of this movie and will let you all … Keep Reading —>