Tough call here. This picture of me was taken right after Luke blew up the first Death Star. Needless to say I was crushed..CRUSHED. I poured my heart and soul into that planet shaped death machine. Off the record, I still think that was pretty selfish of Luke. I mean yes I was going to use the Death Star to destroy entire planets of living beings, but does anyone stop and think about the effort I put into building that thing? No, of course not. If I had destroyed the Death Star I guarantee people would have started crying about all the storm troopers I killed. Just Luke’s world and we’re all just living in it I guess.
Anyway, back to the pictures. Personally I hate the Mannings more than anything in the world. Archy Manning can cut this humble pie BS b/c you know after every interview he does he goes back home and fist pumps in front of the mirror about how awesome his sperm is to have created two NFL QBs. I just wish the Mannings were in a few more commercials b/c I definitely don’t see them on TV enough and if you can’t tell I’M BEING SARCASTIC! But, let’s be honest with ourselves for one minute. When you look at Jay Cutler is there any other thought that enters your head besides “Pouty Face Champion of the World”? Look at that mug…just the ultimate in pouty face technology. Congratulations Jay Cutler you win the Darth Pouty Face Award. A highly coveted designation for sure. Keep throwing picks Jay, b/c the world can’t live without your misery.
DD
